Another week, another Caitlin Moran column. I didn’t get to snort my tea over the keyboard this time around - but that was only because we’ve run out of milk. I snorted in spirit, at least.
This latest Times offering muses upon Brangelina’s domestic bliss and their decision to seek a new nanny:
There will be many who boggle at the recent lifestyle choices of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. After all - and this is a question equally applicable to either Pitt or Jolie - what is the point of pulling one of the hottest people in the world, totally getting them to take their clothes off in front of you and everything, and then ruining it by moving the cast of Oliver! into the next bedroom? I do not wish to be crude here, but Pitt and Jolie are not, currently, living in Goodtime Sexyland - tumultuously pounding their way across their linen in an endless, oceanic rumpfest. No.
At 9pm - the end of Location, Location, Location - Brad will wake from a dribbly, snorty doze and say “Oh, sorry”, and Angelina will say “We could at least try”. There will then be the tremulous undoing of the top pyjama button - before the cry of “Daddy! I can’t find Honk-Honk!” decisively snuffs out their guttering candle of desire for another day.
Let’s be frank here: their title of the “Hottest Couple in the World” is pretty much meaningless. Currently, your mum and dad are having better sex than Pitt and Jolie. Even if, and this is sadly factual, they’re dead.
For causing me merriment two weeks in a row, Caitlin Moran gets the official Cherries On Top rubberstamp of approval. I’ve added the lucky lady to my blogroll.
Recently:
- Bah gum! Ten reasons why I like living in Yorkshire
- LOLcat of the month
- Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the Nanny
- “Anti-abortion campaigners have labelled the development ‘worrying’” - well, duh!
- “Amy Winehouse! Sounds like Darth Vader, swings like Rocky Balboa!”
- Dear Jude Law. Leave Lily Cole alone.
- Fun & frolics in the UK
- MOT devotee
- Amy Winehouse at the Nelson Mandela concert
- Words fail me…
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awww the brangelina twins are the
cutest things this side of an oompa
loompa..and they have some descent
names for hollywood babies..check out
this hilarious stand up comedy clip
about newly pregnanat couples..by far
the funneist stuff ive seen in months
http://effinfunny.com/megan-mooney/baby-talk